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Yummy Candy Cows

Thanks to America’s malinvestment in corn subsidies, farmers are now feeding cows tons of surplus candy!!

I guess this makes sense in a market where real feedstock costs $315/ton, but excess “ice-cream sprinkles can be had for as little as $160 a ton.”

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Louie Helm is a Machine Learning Engineer

3 Responses to “Yummy Candy Cows”

  1. April 20

    Luke Cockerham

    At least people aren’t eating all that sugar. Oh wait. When my dad was a kid their neighbors always had tons of ice cream they fed the pigs. Of course some of it got diverted to the neighborhood children

  2. April 21

    Vikas Mishra

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  3. April 21

    Jason Hill

    Wow, I guess I can finally stop sprinkling candy on my steak! This also sure to provide a much needed boost to stuggling cow dentists.